the day watermelon broke his record

52 times.

watermelon called 52 times. i think. i don't even know. my phone lost count... because he maxed out my missed calls list.

i answered around call #24

"stop. calling. me. or i will TURN MY PHONE OFF and we WON'T talk on friday."
-"i'm SORRY! don't be mad at me!"
"i'm not mad at you. stop calling me."
-"don't be mad at me!"
"i'm not."
-"what you doin"
"i'm not telling you until friday."
-"why"
"you're not supposed to be calling me. stop. bye."
-"I LOVE YOU!"
"i'm aware. bye."

click.

25 calls later.. i'm on the phone with cory and watermelon beeps in. i hit talk.

"WATERMELON IF YOU CALL ME ONE MORE TIME I WILL TURN THIS PHONE OFF UNTIL MONDAY."
-"sssssssssooooooorrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyy"
"STOP CALLING ME"
-"sssssssssooooooorrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyy"....

then i heard a familiar giggle.

blasted boyfriend. i hadn't pushed talk hard enough, so he had mocked watermelons' voice just to get a good laugh in. he's probably still laughing.

and watermelon is still calling.

bah.